Buy Walking VideosTalking Scale from Sharper Image
This is the LAST thing I want when I groggily step on the scale in the morning!
They state the negatives of the products like they are positives.
“Large LCD screen clearly shows both height and weight. Choose “Voice” mode and the scale announces your height and your weight.”
“Enter a target weight and the scale will helpfully tell you the variance between your current weight and your goal.”
They market this scale as something for families with growing kids, so they can see how tall they are growing, but kids only spend a few years at that age and then you have this scale in your bathroom for the next twenty years, tormenting you.
In Hell, they weigh you on this scale… Naked… In front of your Junior High School crush.
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