Buy Walking VideosSexy New Diet Secrets
The headline is appealing and it screams at you from the checkout line. “Sexy New Diet Secrets! From Oprah’s drop to Jessica Simpson’s Daisy Duke transformation, get the skinny on how the stars shed the pounds.”
What are these “sexy” and “new” “secrets”? What are Hollywood’s latest ways to get thin fast? I strongly suggest that you buy this magazine this week. You need to read it to believe it. For once, they told the truth. Eat less and exercise more. Every beautiful woman in that magazine said that the simple truth is that they were exercising like crazy and watching their food carefully.
My favorite quotes:
Renee Zellweger: “It feels good to finally go to the gym after… nine months.”
Kate Winslet: “I can’t think of any other way than eating less and exercising more.”
Gwen Stefani: “I have to struggle to have this hot body!”
Kate Hudson: “I’m back to a size 4, but I worked hard at losing it.”
US Weekly Recommends: Eat Square Meals – Work Out Consistently – Be Realistic
Who knew that the Sexy New Diet Secrets would be the tried and true?
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January 7th, 2006 at 11:15 pm
i would like to know what jessica simpson did to look so good for the dukes of hazzard. i love her body. can you help me out
January 15th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
i want to know how jessica simpson got to look so good. i try to lose weight but then i end up crash dieting and it gets worse.
February 16th, 2008 at 12:06 am
She worked out 2 hours straight every single day for a few months before shooting. It was in Us magazine a few years ago. I think she was also on a protein diet which is gonn get you thinner because of low carbs but the fat from the meat might hurt your heart on a long term diet. Those diet are based on eggs and bacon for breakfast, a lot of chicken for lunch and red meat for dinner…no bread no potatoes a few vedgies and almost no fruits…so not recommanded for a lot period of time, it’ll be hard for your heart and you might need to take vitamin pills…